Sunday, March 11, 2007

Stand By Me


Ben E King
Stand By Me



When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
No, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me
So darling, darling,
Stand by me,
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand,
Stand by me
Stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
should tumble and fall
or the mountains should crumble in the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry,
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

And darling, darling,

Stand by me,

Oh, stand by me

Whoh stand now

Stand by me

Stand by me





And darling, darling,


Stand by me,


Oh, stand by me


Whoh, stand now


Stand by me


Stand by me


Whenever you're in trouble you just


Oh just stand by me...

facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(You should send inspectors to your ASS! Don't be shy Bush? )





The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)






A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig!)







A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)









Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour...
(Don't try this at home.... maybe at work !)









The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes!..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)









Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity !)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know !)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)







Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing !)




A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that ! )


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)








Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

Facts

صلاه الفجر

اليوم بنشر لكم هالقصة لكي نكسب الاجر انا و انتم فلنبتدا ...

رجل إستيقظ مبكرا ليصلي صلاه الفجر في المسجد لبس وتوضأ وذهب إلى المسجد
وفي منتصف الطريق تعثر ووقع وتوسخت ملابسه قام ورجع إلى بيته وغير ملابسه وتوضأ
وذهب ليصلي
وفي نفس المكان تعثر ووقع وتوسخت ملابسه قام ورجع إلى بيته وغير ملابسه وتوضأ
وخرج من البيت
لقي شخص معه مصباح سأله : من أنت ؟
قال : انا رأيتك وقعت مرتين وقلت انور لك الطريق إلى المسجد ..
ونور له الطريق للمسجد وعند باب المسجد قال له : أدخل لنصلي .. رفض الدخول
وكرر طلبه لكنه رفض وبشده الدخول للصلاة
سأله : لماذا لاتحب أن تصلي ؟
قال له: انا الشيطان
انا أوقعتك المره الاولى لكي ترجع البيت ولاتصلي بالمسجد ولكنك رجعت
ولما رجعت إلى البيت غفر الله لك ذنوبك ،،
ولما أوقعتك المرة الثانية
ورجعت إلى البيت غفر الله لأهل بيتك ،،
وفي المرة الثالثة خفت أن أوقعك فيغفر الله لاهل قريتك.
فلا تجعلوا للشيطان عليكم سبيلا
الله لا إلَه إلا هُو الحَيُّ القَيّومُ
لا اله الا الله الحليم الكريم لا اله الا الله العلى العظيم
لا اله الا الله رب السماوات السبع ورب العرش العظيم

Friday, March 9, 2007

أنحراف

لماذا نحن منحرفون ؟؟ لماذا نحن منحرفون ؟؟ لماذا منحرفون نحن ؟؟؟ يا لا العجب لاأدرى أجابة لهذا السؤال !!! هل الحياة؟؟ هلى هى الدولة ؟؟ هل هم الناس ؟؟ أم الظروف الأجتماعية؟؟؟
ولكن دائما ما اعتبر المجددون و العلماء أنحرافا عن المسار الطبيعى

أخى المنحرف و اختى المنحرفة
نأمل أن يكون أنحرافنا فى الأتجاة الصحيح
فالكل أنحرف فى زمن اصبح الأنحراف أحتراف
و غدا التجديد تبديد
أما نحن فمجددون لا مهددون
فمع التجديد يولد فجر جديد